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- One day Chicken Little was walking in the woods when — KERPLUNK — an acorn
- fell on her head. "Oh my goodness!" said Chicken Little. "The sky is falling!
- I must go and tell the king."
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- On her way to the king's palace, Chicken Little met Henny Penny. Henny Penny
- said that she was going into the woods to hunt for worms. "Oh no, don't go!"
- said Chicken Little. "I was there and the sky fell on my head! Come with me to
- tell the king."
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- So Henny Penny joined Chicken Little and they went along and went along as
- fast as they could.
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- Soon they met Cocky Locky, who said, "I'm going to the woods to hunt for
- seeds." "Oh no, don't go!" said Henny Penny. "The sky is falling there! Come
- with us to tell the king."
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- So Cocky Locky joined Henny Penny and Chicken Little, and they went along and
- went along as fast as they could.
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- Then who should appear on the path but sly old Foxy Woxy. "Where are you
- going, my fine feathered friends?" asked Foxy Woxy. He spoke in a polite
- manner, so as not to frighten them. "The sky is falling!" cried Chicken Little.
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- "We must tell the king."
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- "I know a shortcut to the palace," said Foxy woxy sweetly. "Come and follow
- me."
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- But wicked Foxy Woxy did not lead the others to the palace. He led them right
- up to the entrance of his foxhole. Once they were inside, Foxy Woxy was
- planning to gobble them up! Just as Chicken Little and the others were about
- to go into the fox's hole, they heard a strange sound and stopped.
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- It was the king's hunting dogs, growling and howling. How Foxy Woxy ran,
- across the meadows and through the forests, with the hounds close behind.
- He ran until he was far, far away and never dared to come back again.
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- After that day, Chicken Little always carried an umbrella with her when she
- walked in the woods. The umbrella was a present from the king. And if
- — KERPLUNK — an acorn fell, Chicken Little didn't mind a bit;
- In fact, she didn't notice it at all.
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